officialdogblog: im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be
Anonymous asked: You just asked me to be your Ana buddy...
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys oh wow so like
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
whatsanialler: how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
themisadventuresofmaddy: do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care...
bigrnac: lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.